Come through Retha!!
Come through Retha!!
He’s got an entire sofa he could be sleeping on, but he insists on balling up and sleeping on my leg. These damn dogs!!!
Now chile, after Kandi done wore pigeon feathers down the aisle, she’s got the nerve to be acting all grand. I know I probably shouldn’t be running my mouth too much because I am a part of the production, but I have got to take a small moment to poke fun at this foolishness. In the words of Nene Leakes “everybody knows Kandi loves to eat.” What they might not of known is that mama doesn’t want mutant chicken from churches or no soggy chicken from KFC. Kandi is specifically requesting Popeyes chicken.
According to her rider:
“Please do not substitute for KFC or Churches, we know the difference.”
With all that wagon she is draggin’, Kandi insists that she only sit on a new toilet seat and wipe her funk box with Cottonelle toilet paper. The real gag is, Kandi is trying to pull it. I done been round ha house, and in that guest bathroom, Mama had that blue 1-ply tissue that your country grandma gets from Family Dollar. Hoes kill me. You don’t wipe your ass with Cottonelle on your own dime, but you want somebody else to finance your boongee’s romance with Cottonelle. Girl Bye!
Kandi’s rider stipulates that a brand new toilet seat must be installed under the supervision of her road manager or assistant, and the bathroom must be fully stocked with Cottonelle and Dove soap. Mind you the rest of us on the tour are probably going to have to wipe are ass with those elementary school paper towels and wash our hands with liquid soap that comes in a gallon container. Jesus hurry up and get me off the F-List. My coochie us just as precious as Kandi’s. At least my neighbor’s husband thinks so.
Oh well, I can tell y’all THIS. My ass will not be eating granola bars and and chips from craft services. Nope! My ass is gone be down to Kandi dressing room stealing chicken wangs. Tryna do me! I don’t think so!!
Back in May we reported that Terrence Howard’s ex-wife Michelle Howard filed court documents asking the judge to make Terrence pay the $325k he owes in back spousal support. Back then Howard’s attorneys asked the judge to relive them due to “a total and complete breakdown in communication.” Now Terrence is claiming that he is broke and that his ex-wife blackmailed him to get a ridiculous amount in spousal support.
Terrence Howard filed new court documents asking the judge to throw out his divorce settlement because they were only married for a year and he was blackmailed into signing the settlement. Terrence also claims that he could never pay her the $5,800 a month in spousal support because he only brings home $5,878 a month AFTER he pays spousal and child support to his first ex-wife Lori McCommas. He claims that his film checks go directly to McCommas and she writes him a check monthly.
As messy as this divorce has been for Michelle and Terrence, the two are in for a long fight.
Last November it came out that Pebbles had a third child that wasn’t a Reid like her other two children Ashley and Aaron. Sebastian McKissack is the 20-year-old son of the singer Pebbles and legendary R&B singer El DeBarge. Originally when Sebastian came out with his story he said he was raised by his grandmother, Pebbles’ mom and that he only remembers seeing her at his 10th birthday party. Other than that birthday party he said he mostly communicated with Pebbles via phone. While Pebbles, Ashley and Aaron were living in Atlanta, GA, Sebastian was “well taken care of” and lived in San Diego, CA. He said he never spoke with Pebbles other children until he and his grandmother went to Atlanta to visit and even then he wasn’t introduced as a sibling, but as a cousin. Since explaining the true situation to Ashley and Aaron he said that he and Ashley still speak, but as for Aaron he dislikes McKissack.
What is alarming about this story is that in an interview he did with Hollywood Street King he said that his father was a pediatrician who was present often in his life and died in 2012. This is the part when it got extremely real, Etterlene DeBarge ALLEGEDLY penned an open letter calling McKissack out for lying about the true identity of his father.
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Normally I eat GOOD, but today I’ve been reduced to THIS
After months of subtweeting, cheating accusations and threating to slap a b*tch like Rick James it seems as if the wheels started to roll on the official spilt of Keyshia Cole and Daniel “Boobie” Gibson. Reports claimed that Gibson finally filed for divorce about two weeks ago in L.A. County Superior Court, but there’s only one thing- Gibson said it wasn’t him who filed but an impostor.
TMZ claimed last month that Keyshia Cole has the divorce paperwork done, she’s just waiting to file. What is she waiting for? No clue. While TMZ was waiting for Keyshia to pull the trigger, someone pretending to be Gibson went down and filed. The paperwork seemed pretty legit, but the odd thing that stuck out was that the NBA player was listed as his own lawyer… and the address listed as Gibson’s was the address to an El Pollo Loco restaurant.
Gibson said that he is a Christian man and has no intentions on filing for divorce from Keyshia and if she wants it, she would have to file herself. TMZ says that’s exactly what she plans to do… opps. Gibson also says he has intentions on pressing charges against the impostor. The two have been separated for months and according to Keyshia they are good co-parents to their son DJ.
Keyshia is currently out on tour and you can get her tickets from Groupon for $20. No that wasn’t a joke, Google: Keyshia Cole and Groupon.
After his album written solely about his estranged wife entitled Paula flopped, selling 530 copies in the United Kingdom, 27,000 in the United States and less than 54 in Australia, Robin Thicke has now realized what we all knew months ago… his marriage to Paula Patton is over. Last Monday Thicke put their L.A. home for sale. The home was given to him by his father Allen Thicke who originally purchased the home in 1990. Paula hasn’t lived in the home since February.
According to reports neither Patton nor Thicke have hired divorced attorneys but Robin has been telling people is his camp he will no longer beg and he is moving on. He claims he will not be the one to file and she has to do it if she wants the divorce.
The ghost of Marvin Gaye has struck again.
Chile, I guess fake reggae music isn’t selling the way it use to. So much so, that Sean Kingston is losing luxury vehicles left and right. Chile every time he goes down to da bar, we he comes out, his car is on the back of a flatbed. Quiet as its kept, his fat ass needs to be walking ANYWAY.
Kingston’s white Lamborghini was parked near the intersection of Hollywood and Vine … until it was lifted up on a flatbed and towed away. The singer is never seen in the video.
Sources connected with the singer tell TMZ … the Lambo was a lease and Sean hadn’t made payments for 6 months.
This has happened to Kingston not once, but twice in the last few months. On March 26, Kingston had his Bentley repo’d outside a swanky Hollywood hotel … while he was inside. A huge fight broke out when his boys tried to stop it … but the car was towed away nonetheless.
The week before that, his Mercedes Benz G-Class SUV met the same fate after he fell three months behind on the payments.
We reached out to Kingston … so far no word back. ~TMZ
Check out the video.
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